I know the title sounds a bit kinky, but it's an accurate description of the feat.
Yesterday was the day I was scheduled to pick up my new bike. As I rode home from work, my excitement built with each pedal stroke. When I finally got home, I was crestfallen to discover that my wife had taken my truck. Not to be thwarted from my task of picking up my new bike, I thought up a plan and thought it up quick.
I rode to the bike shop - picked up my new bike - mounted the new bike on my Cargo Bike - rode home. The plan worked flawlessly.