As I walked into work yesterday morning, still cloaked in my riding gear, I noticed one of my associates coming towards me. As he drew to within earshot, I commented that he was heading the wrong way. His response was a curt "I'm having car trouble" as he passed by.
A stranger was walking in besides me and overheard the whole exchange. Not being able to resist the urge to gloat, I turned to him and said, "I never have car trouble!". He didn't have much to say in response, just something along the lines of, "Yea, I can see that", but I looked in his eyes and they were laced with envy.